a guy dies and god is unsure if he should go to heaven or hell. So
he tells the guy he can decide on his own. The guy asks if he can have a
look at both and god agrees. So he goes to have a look at heaven, where
are harp playing people sitting on clouds in peace and harmony. Hmm,
maybe a bit boring for spending eternity? The next day he goes to have a
look at hell. The devil opens the door, looking like elvis and
welcoming the guy with a beer. 'Come in dude, there's a party over
here!' There are sexy girls in bikinis playing beach volleyball, there
is a cocktail bar and everybody is having indeed a great party. Wow,
that seems so much better!
The guy comes back to god and god asks him where he wants to go. 'to
hell for sure, that was big fun!'. 'ok' sais god, 'but this time it's a
one way ticket, there will be no return. The guy agrees and goes back
to hell. The door is opened by a scary, ugly devil, hellfire is
everywhere and everybody is crying and screaming in pain. 'what is
this?' asks the guy, 'where is the party and the fun?' so the devil
tells him; 'oh, yeah, that was the hell how tourists see it, this here
is for residents.'
